Three high steel building workers break for lunch and sit down high above the city First worker opens his lunch box and complains Not lentils and rice again today Every day lentils rice lentils rice If I have lentils rice again tomorrow I will throw myself from this building Second worker opens his lunch box and exclaims Not butter chicken rice again Every day chicken rice If I have that again tomorrow I`ll throw myself off too The last worker a blonde opens his lunch box and said Not baked macaroni and cheese again Every day the same baked macaroni and cheese If I have that one more time tomorrow I`ll throw myself off with you guys The next day at lunch the first worker opens his lunch and cries Lintils and rice ? ? He throws himself off the building from the 20th floor The second worker his lunch and sees that he has butter chicken and rice again and throws himself off too The blonde opens his lunch and shouts Baked macaroni and cheese again and throws himself off as well The next day at the combined funeral the wife of the first worker stands up and tearfully says If I only knew he didn`t like lentils and rice I would never have made it for his lunch The wife of the second worker stands and says I always thought he liked butter chicken If I knew he hated it I would never have made it for his lunch The wife of the blonde stands and says I don`t understands it He always made his own lunch

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