Shayari Bazar

To: All Employees From: Personnel Department RE: ABSENTEEISM It has been brought to the attention of the Board that the attendance record of our company is a disgrace It has now become necessary to revise some of our policies The following changes take place immediately SICKNESS: No excuse We will no longer accept your doctor s statement as proof as we believe that if you are able to get to the doctor you are able to come to work DEATH: (Other than your own ) This is no excuse There is nothing you can do for the deceased and we are sure that someone with a lesser number of obligations can attend to the arrangements However if the funeral can be held late in the afternoon we will be glad to let you off one hour early provided that you work is sufficiently ahead so that you won t inconvenience other employees by your absence LEAVE OF ABSENCE (For an operation ) We are no longer allowing this practice We wish to discourage any thought that you might need an operation Since we believe that as long as you are employed here you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed We hired you as you are and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for DEATH (Your own ) This will be accepted as an excuse but we would like two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train someone else to do your job Also entirely too much time is being spent in restrooms In the future we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order For instance those whose name begins with A will go from 8:00 to 8:15 B will go from 8:15 to 8:30 and so on If you are unable to go at your time it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes up