Shayari Bazar

Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years One day Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize Immediately Jock says Open it up and we ll have a dram Naw ah m goin tae save it for a special occasion Birthdays came and went his anniversaries came and went but Jock could never get Angus to open the bottle Finally Angus had a heart attack and was laying on his deathbed He motioned for his old friend to come closer Jock remember that rare bottle of Scotch I won? Aye ah certainly do Angus Weell ah like ye tae do me a favor Jock my dear friend Aye anything ye ask Angus When ah m dead wid ye take that bottle an open it up Aye Angus then what? Wid ye pour it over ma grave? Pour it over yer grave? My god Angus It s 40 year old Scotch But I ll do it for ye Oh ye re a real pal Jock and ah ll appreciate that Jock says There s just one thing Angus wid ye mind if ah filter it through my kidneys first?