Shayari Bazar

Two cannibals a father and son were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path Before long along came this little old man The son said Ooh dad there`s one No said the father There`s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs We`ll just wait Well a little while later along came this really fat man The son said Hey dad he`s plenty big enough No the father said We`d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one We`ll just wait About an hour later here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman The son said Now there`s nothing wrong with that one dad Let`s eat her No said the father We`ll not eat her either Why not? Because we`re going to take her back alive and eat your mothe