Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat Pushing her way through the crowd she turned all of her charms upon a gentleman who looked like he might embarrass easily My dear Mr Wilson she gushed Fancy meeting you here on the bus I am glad to see you Why you re almost a stranger My but I m tired The sedate gentleman looked up at the girl He had never seen her before but he rose and said pleasantly Sit down Mary my girl It isn t often I see you on washday No wonder you re tired Being pregnant isn t easy By the way don t deliver the wash until Thursday My wife is going to the District Attorney s office to see whether or not she can get your husband out of jail

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