Shayari Bazar

Two old men meet on a street corner The first old man said Where have you been for the last couple of months? The 2nd old man replied I was in jail The 1st old man asked You were in jail? Why were you in jail? He replied Well about two months ago I was standing on a corner and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman points to me and says He is the man officer he is the one who attacked and raped me The 1st old man said What? And you let her get away with it? 2nd old replied Well I ll tell you I felt so flattered I admitted to it