Shayari Bazar

Two privates were handed shovels and told to bury a large dead animal While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying This here s a big mule This ain t no mule this here s a donkey Mule Donkey Well this went on for a while until the camp priest came by What are you boys doing? We re diggin a grave for this mule Donkey dammit The chaplain cut in Boys this isn t either one it s an ass An hour later the camp commander came up and said What are you men doing digging a foxhole? No sir We re digging an asshole