When you take a long time you re slow When your boss takes a long time he s thorough When you don t do it you re lazy When your boss doesn t do it he s too busy When you make a mistake you re an idiot When your boss makes a mistake he s only human When you take a stand you re being bull-headed When your boss does it he s being firm When you are out of the office you re wandering around When your boss is out of the office he s on business When you have one too many drinks at a social you re a drunken bum When your boss does the same he appreciated women When you re on a day off sick you re always sick When your boss is a day off sick he must be very ill When you apply for leave you must be going for an interview When your boss applies for leave it s because he s overworked

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