Shayari Bazar

Woman: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Ma am you were speeding Woman: Oh I see Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I d give it to you but I don t have one Officer: Don t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving Officer: I see Can I see your vehicle registration papers please Woman: I can t do that Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes and I killed and hacked up the owner Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and a senior officer slowly approaches the car clasping his half drawn gun Officer 2: Ma am could you step out of your vehicle please Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes could you open the trunk of your car please The woman opens the trunk revealing nothing but an empty trunk Officer 2: Is this your car ma am? Woman: Yes here are the registration papers  The officer is quite stunned Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver s license The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license He looks quite puzzled Officer 2: I must admit ma am that I m confused; the officer told me you didn t have a license that you stole this car and that you murdered the owner Woman: I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding too?