Women Are Such Complex Creatures: If you kiss her you are not a gentleman If you don t you are not a man If you praise her she thinks you are lying If you don t you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes you are a wimp If you don t you are not understanding If you visit her often you are boring If you don t she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed she says you are a playboy If you don t she says you are a dull guy If you are a minute late she complains it s hard to wait If she is late she says it is a girls way If you kiss her once in a while she professes you are cold If you kiss her often she yells you are taking advantage If you talk she wants you to listen If you listen she wants you to talk IN SHORT So simple yet so complex So weak yet so powerful So confusing yet so desirable So daming yet so wonderful WOMEN
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