Shayari Bazar

1 Agar aap Black Goggles pistol aur fuddu se Coat mein apna DP set karte hai to aap cool nahi aapchutiyehain 2 Mall ke andar shades pehen kar ghoomne wale jo apne aap aapko dude samajhte hain krupa dhyan de Aap dude nahi AapChutiyeHain 3 Daru pi ke har jagah ulti karne wale experienced drinker everybody at the party knows ki AapChutiyeHain 4 Agar aap apni crush se uske paanch baar please bolne pe rakhi bandhwane ko tayyar ho jaate hain toh kasam Rakhi Sawant ki AapChutiyeHain 5 Apne birthdayy pe party nahi dene wale dost agar aaj mere birthday pe party maangte ho to aapke birthday cake pe bhi yahi likha hoga aapchutiyehain 6 Agar apko lagta hai ki Office Mail mein As soon as possible likhne se kaam jaldi ho jaayega toh MS Outlook ki kasam AapChutiyeHain 7 Agar aap GYM ke liye 40k upfront dete hain or 1st floor ke liye bhi lift ka upyog kartey hain toh Adnaan Saami bhi kahega AapChutiyeHain 8 Agar aap bhari hui Mumbai local mein ipad nikaal ke temple run khelne khade ho jaate hein toh Steve jobs bhi kahega AapChutiyeHain 9 Agar aap apni splendour ka silencer nikalwa ke sochte hai ab wo sports bike type lagegi toh mechanic bhi kahega AapChutiyeHain