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A Boy to a girl: Hey New Laptop? Girl: Yes Boy: Even I ve got a new one Girl: Oh really Which one? Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000 14 inch touch screen 1 7ghz intel core i5 CPU 8GB RAM 1TB hard disk windows 8 1 HD graphics bluetooth 4 HD 720p webcam and 3 cell lithium ion battery Girl: Ohh nice Boy: And Yours? Girl: Mera Na Pink Wala Hai Usmein Internet Bhi Hai Songs Bhi Hain Aur Usmein Pendrive Bhi Laga Sakte Hain Ek Ladke Ko Uski Girlfriend Ne 2 Baar Message Kiya Aur Dono Hi Baar Ladka Heart Attack Ki Vajah Se Marte-Marte Ye Hain Vo Do Message: Pehla: Bahut Ho Gaya It s Time to Break-up Sab Kuch Khatam Ho Gaya Doosra Message: Sorry Sorryyy Ye Message Tumhaare Liye Nahin Tha Girl: Ye Lo Pendrive Ismein FACEBOOK Aur Whatsapp Daal Do Please Boy gave a surprised look to the girl Girl: Kya Hua 2 GB Mein Nahin Aayega Kya??? Girlfriend: McDonald s Chalein? Boy: Spelling Bolo Toh Hi Jayenge Girlfriend: McDonald s Rehne Do KFC Chalte Hain Boy: Agar KFC Ka Full Form Bata Dogi Toh Le Chalunga Girlfriend: Rehne De Kanjoos Samosa Hi Khila De