Shayari Bazar

Alia Bhatt: Hey dad what s the plan for weekend ? Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia Bhatt: Hey first Part Kab Release Hua Tha? Mahesh Bhatt: Jaa Meri Maa Tu Shooting Pe Jaa Alia was Participating 100 metres Race Referee said: 1 2 3 GO Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt Referee: Why are you not running ? Alia Bhatt: My number is 4 SBI Bank: Humara Bank Aapko bina Interest Ke Loan De raha Hai Alia Bhatt: Agar Dene Mein Interest hi Nahi Hai Toh Kyun De Rahe Ho? Nahi Chahiye Alia Bhatt: Let s go for movie Varun: Shit I ve got a doctor s appointment today Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it tell him you re sick Alia reading newspaper News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump Alia comments: Idiot Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping Deepika Padukone: I have more Fans than You Alia Bhatt: Big deal I have AC at Home