Shayari Bazar

Boy: I Love You Girl: Agar Main Bhi Ttumse I Love You Kahun Toh?? Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga Girl: Jaa Pagle Nahi Kehti JEE Le Apni Zindagi Boy: Tum Ladki Ho Ke Sharaab Peeti Ho??? Awesome reply by girl: Toh Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwaun ??? Operation Ke Baad Patient Bola: Doctor Sahab Kya Ab Main ROG MUKT Hun? Samne Se Jawab Mila: Beta Doctor Sahab Toh Dharti Par Rah Gaye Main Toh CHITR GUPT Hun Police: Aapke Ghar Kee Talaashi Leni Hai Santa: Kyon ? Police: Khabar Mili hai Ki Aapne Ek Khatarnaak Aatankwadi Ko apne Ghar Mein Rakhaa Hua Hai Santa: Khabar Toh Ekdum Pakki Hai Inspector Saab Par Aajkal woh Maayke Gayi Hui Hai