Shayari Bazar

Husband: Tumne Pada Akhbaar Mein Likha Hai Taaje Survey Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25 Percent Auratein Maansik Bimari Ke Liye Medicines Leti Hain? Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai? Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi Darawani Type Ki News Hai Wife: Kyun? Husband: Iska Matlab Hua Ki 75 Percent Ladies Bina Medicines Liy Ghoom Rahi Hain Biwi Ne Namaaz Padhkar Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthaye Par Kuchh Nahin Manga Aur haath Neeche Kar Liye Shauhar Yeh Sab Dekh Raha Tha Toh Puchh Baitha: Yeh Kya? Dua Kyun Nahin Maangi? Biwi: Maangne Hi Lagi Thi Ki Allah Aapki Tamaam Mushkilein Khatam Kar De Phir Socha Kahin Mujhe Hi Kuchh Na Ho Jaaye Patni: Aaakhir Aurat Kya-Kya Sambhaale Tumko Sambhaale Tumhare Bachche Sambhaale Tumhare Maa - Baap Ko Fambhaale Yaa Phir Tumhara Ghar Sambhaale ??? Pati Sukun Se: Agar Aurat Sirf Apni ZABAAN Sambhaal Le Toh Baaki Sab Apne-Aap Sambhal Jaayega