Shayari Bazar

I called at Vodafone Customer Care a girl picked up the phone Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai Me: Thank you Girl: Mein aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hun?? Me: Kya aap shaadi karna chahti hain mujhse?? Girl: Jee aapne galat number laga diya hai Me: Nahin nahin maine sahi number lagaya hai aap shaadi karengi? Girl: Jee mein shaadi main interested nahin hun Me: Arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar Girl: Not interested Me: Love marriage karengi toh honeymoon Switzerland mein arrange marriage karengi toh Paris mein Girl: Jee mein aapse shaadi karna hee nahinchahti toh aap offer kyun de rahe hain?? Me: Court marriage ka expense 10 000 Rs normal wedding ka expense 2 00 000 Rs Girl: Aapko samajh nahin aata ki mujhe shaadi nahin karni phir bhi aap samajhte nahin Me: Ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard jab hume aapke offers mein interest nahin hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hain Girl shocked I rocked