Shayari Bazar

Monday Night: Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho Kyun? Husband: Arre aaj office main foreign clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi Tuesday Night: Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru pee ke aaye ho Kyun? Husband: Arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi toh usne party di isliye Wednesday Night: Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye ho Husband: Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya wo bahut udaas tha toh uska mood fresh karne ke liye Thursday Night: Wife: Aaj fir se Ab kiska breakup ho gaya? Husband: Breakup nahi Aaj Office mai work load tha bahut tension thi isliye Friday Night: Wife: Aaj kyun? Husband: Jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko Aaj uski shaadi thi toh khushi ke mauke pe toh peeni banti hai Saturday Night: Wife: hmmm Ab? Husband: Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the toh wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi Sunday Night: Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya? Husband: AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARZI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA ???