Shayari Bazar

Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute sweet and all wifes are always angry? God Answered: Girls are made by me and you make them Wife Your Problem Hubby came home drunk To avoid wife s scolding he took a laptop started working Wife: Peeke aye ho kya? Hubby: Nahi meri maa Wife: Phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho??? There are two types of suicide (Fast Slow): Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi Raakshas se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun Awesome reply: Husband: Arrey pagli Blood Relation me shaadiyan kahan hoti hai