Shayari Bazar

The Wonderful Desi Patni
Husband: aaj khane mein kya
banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho
H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: To sabji roti bana lo
W: Bacche nahi khayenge
H: To chhole puri bana lo
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
H: Eggs bhurji bana lo
W: Aaj guruvaar hai
H: Paraanthe?
W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun
khata hai??
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana
chahiye
H: Kadhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai
H: Idly sambar?
W: Usme time lagega.... pehle
bolna chahiye tha na!!
H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time
nahi lagega
W: Woh koi meal thodi hai?
Pet nahi bharta
H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho