Shayari Bazar

A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter Hello mate says St Peter I`m sorry no Lawyers in heaven What? exclaims the man astonished You heard no Lawyers But but but I`ve been a good man replies the Lawyer Oh really says St Peter What have you done then ? Well said the guy Three weeks before I died I gave 10 dollars to the starving children in Africa Oh says St Peter anything else? Well 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 dollars to the homeless Hmmm Anything else? Yeah A week before I died I gave 10 dollars to the Albanian orphans Okay said St Peter You wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns He looks the bloke in the eye and says I`ve had a word with God and he agrees with me Here`s your thirty dollars back now take a hike