Shayari Bazar

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter checks his dossier and says You`re an engineer you`re in the wrong place So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed Soon the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build improvements Shortly thereafter Hell has air conditioning flush toilets and escalators Needless to say the engineer is a pretty popular guy One day God calls Satan and says with a sneer So how are things in Hell? Satan replies Hey things are going great We`ve got air conditioning flush toilets and escalators And there`s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next What You ve got an engineer? That`s a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell send him to me Not a chance I like having an engineer on the staff and I`m keeping him God insists Send him back or I`ll sue Satan laughs uproariously and answers Yeah right And where are you going to get a lawyer?