Shayari Bazar

Job Applicant: I m looking for a job as a consultant Employer: I m sorry we already have enough consultants Applicant: That s ok with my experience I can be an advisor Employer: More than we can use already Applicant as he is getting desperate: I m not proud I can do paperwork I ll be a clerk If you have too many I ll start as a janitor Employer: It just doesn t seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications Applicant as he stands up and angrily yells Work for you? I d have to be a low life belly crawling double dealing jerk Employer: Well you didn t say you were an attorney have a seat we may have an opening