Shayari Bazar

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students If you were to give someone an orange how would you go about it? The student replied Here s an orange The professor was outraged No No Think like a lawyer The student then replied Okay I d tell him I hereby give and convey to you all and singular my estate and interests rights claim title claim and advantages of and in said orange together with all its rind juice pulp and seeds and all rights and advantages with full power to bite cut freeze and otherwise eat the same or give the same away with and without the pulp juice rind and seeds anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed or deeds instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding