Shayari Bazar

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp The small one turns to the big one and says; I don t understand how you can be so much bigger than me We re the same age we were the same size as kids I just don t get it Well says the big alligator what have you been eating? Lawyers same as you replies the small alligator Hmm Well where do you catch them? Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp Same here How do you catch them? Well I crawl under a car and wait for someone to unlock the door Then I jump out bite em shake the s*** out of em and eat em Ah says the big alligator I think I see your problem See by the time you get done shakin the s*** out of a lawyer there s nothing left but lips and a briefcase