A Pole an Italian and a Jew all first-time fathers-to-be are pacing nervously in the Maternity Ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby Is it yours? she asks the Italian Certainly not he retorts Yours? she asks the Pole who vigorously denies paternity How about you? she asks the Jew Maybe he says glumly My wife burns everything

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