Shayari Bazar

A guy was speeding down the road and got pulled over by a state trooper The trooper said Do you have any idea how fast you were going ? The driver looked at the trooper and said Do you see the woman sitting in the passenger seat ? The trooper said Yes Thats my wife the driver said to the trooper Do you see the woman sitting in the back seat ? The trooper said Yes Thats my mother in law She lives with us They just had a big spat and she said she was moving out I m trying to get them home before they make up The trooper wrote him a warning and then gave him an escort home with lights flashing