Shayari Bazar

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car She curtly declines his offer by saying That`s not quite what I had in mind Frantically he offers her a new house Again she rejects his offer That`s not quite what I had in mind Curious he asks: What did you have in mind? She retorts I`d like a divorce He answers I hadn`t planned on spending quite that much