Shayari Bazar

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked What are the grounds for your divorce? She replied About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by No he said I mean what is the foundation of this case? It is made of concrete brick and mortar she responded I mean he continued What are your relations like? I have an aunt and uncle living here in town and so do my husband s parents He said Do you have a real grudge? No she replied We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one Please he tried again is there any infidelity in your marriage? Yes both my son and daughter have stereo sets We don t necessarily like the music but the answer to your questions is yes Ma am does your husband ever beat you up? Yes she responded about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do Finally in frustration the judge asked Lady why do you want a divorce? Oh I don t want a divorce she replied I ve never wanted a divorce My husband does He said he can t communicate with me