A local daily ran a competition around Valentine s Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line Here are some of the best enteries: My darling my lover my beautiful wife Marrying you messed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That s why I always wake up screaming Kind intelligent loving and hot; everything you are not I love your smile your face and your eyes Damn I m good at telling lies My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe Go to hell What inspired this amazing rhyme? A bottle of tequila one part lime

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