Shayari Bazar

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie He decides to test it at dinner Dad: Son where were you today during school hours? Son: At school The robot slaps the son Son: Ok I watched a DVD at my mates Dad: Which one? Son: Kung Fu Panda The robot slaps the son again Son: Ok It was a Porno Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was The robot slaps the Dad Mom: Hahahahaha After all he’s your son The robot slaps the mom