A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern furiously imbibing shots of whiskey One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him Lou says the shocked friend what are you doing? I ve known you for over fifteen years and I ve never seen you take a drink before What s going on? Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass the man replies My wife just ran off with my best friend He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp But says the other man I m your best friend The man turns to his friend looks at him through bloodshot eyes smiles and then slurs Not anymore

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