Shayari Bazar

A man is speeding down the freeway when he`s stopped by a police car and has to pull over Do you realize you were doing 90 m p h in a 60 m p h zone sir? asks the policeman That`s impossible sir I never break the speed limit replies the driver The driver`s wife butts in and says Yes you do I`m always telling you to keep your speed down The policeman says I also noticed sir that you didn’t have your seat belt on You put it on as I was walking up to your car That is not true sir; I always wear my seat belt replies the driver No you don’t I`m always telling you to put your seat belt on says the driver’s wife Dammit woman the driver explodes Can’t you just for once keep that big fat trap of yours shut? The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife so he moves around to her side of the car Does he often speak to you like this madam? Oh no officer she says only when he`s drunk