A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: Stop Stand still If you take one more step a brick will fall down on your head and kill you The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him The man was astonished He went on and after awhile he was going to cross the road Once again the voice shouted Stop Stand still If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die The man did as he was instructed just as a car came careening around the corner barely missing him Where are you? the man asked Who are you? I am your guardian angel the voice answered Oh yeah? the man asked And where were you when I got married?
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