Shayari Bazar

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect At the very last minute she realized that she didn t have any snails for the dinner party so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails Very grudgingly he agreed He took the bucket walked out the door down the steps to the beach As he was collecting the snails he ran into a couple of old friends and began to yuck it up and he soon forgot about his wife’s party It was well past 10 when he remembered Oh no My wife s dinner party He grabbed his bucket and ran down the beach all the way to his apartment He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs he dropped the bucket of snails There were snails all down the stairs The door opened just then with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he s been all this time He looked at the snails all down the steps then he looked at her then back at the snails and said Come on guys we re almost there