A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money The old guy said: Son it was 1932 the depth of the Great Depression I was down to my last nickel I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it At the end of the day I sold the apple for 10 cents The next day I invested those 10 cents in 2 apples I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents I continued this 4 a month By the end of which I had accumulated a fortune of 1 37 Then my wife s father died and left us 2 Million Dollars MORAL: Hard Work Is Just Shit Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich

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