Shayari Bazar

Guys here is very eye opening interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones who may learn a few things Interview of a Married Man (for the benefit of the unmarried ones) Reporter: So how is your married life? The married man: First of all married life is an oxymoron Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven? The married man: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage how was it? The married man: Arrange marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat They treat him like a prince feed him with great foods and dress him with bright colors and then Reporter: Hmmmm so when did you realize that married life is dangerous? The married man: I knew it from day one marriage is danger that s why the bride always wears RED Reporter: I ve heard that arranged marriages last longer that the love ones? Is it true? The married man: Love marriages hahaha mostly it goes like this: We are made for each other We are mad for each other We are maid for each other Reporter: If it is that bad then how married people pass their time? The married man: They watch a lot of TV Wife watches Punar-Vivah and husband wants it for real Reporter: So why you guys don t do any fun things like playing games together? The married man: Yes we do Me and my wife we are playing a game called You to be blamed very close game right now she is leading by 1876 - 1 Reporter: Okay tell us what kind of conversations you guys make while you re free? The married man: She asks a lot of questions every wife does and as start answering their questions they start questioning our answers Reporter: So any tips you wanna share? The married man: Yep quite a few: (A) Don t waste your energy trying to make her laugh she ll treat you like a clown anyway (B) Never reply to your wife s I love you text with an OKAY (C) Remember a perfect husband is one who apologies every time his wife makes a mistake (D) And yes take your wife on holidays to different places of the world that will increase chances of her being lost