Shayari Bazar

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?? Wife: Jo aap kaho? Husband: Dal chawal bana lo Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the? Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo? Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge? Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo? Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai? Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo? Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai? Husband: Paraanthe ?? Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??? Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?? Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye? Husband: Kadhi chawal?? Wife: Dahi nahi hai? Husband: Idly sambar?? Wife: Usme time lagega Pehle bolna chahiye tha na ? Husband: Maggie hi bana lo usme time nahi lagega? Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta? Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?? Wife: Jo aap kaho