If you work too hard there is never any time for her If you don t work enough you re a good-for-nothing bum If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay it s exploitation If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay you should get off your butt and find something better If you get a promotion ahead of her it s favoritism If she gets a job ahead of you it s equal opportunity If you mention how nice she looks it s sexual harassment If you keep quiet it s male indifference If you cry you re a wimp If you don t you re insensitive If you make a decision without consulting her you re a control freak If she makes a decision without consulting you she s a liberated woman If you ask her to do something she doesn t enjoy that s manipulation If she asks you it s a favor If you try to keep yourself in shape you re self-centered If you don t you re a slob If you buy her flowers you re after something If you don t you re not thoughtful If you re proud of your achievements you re an egotist If you re not you re not ambitious If she has a headache she s tired If you have a headache you don t love her anymore

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