Shayari Bazar

Just after I got married I was invited out for a night with the boys I told my wife that I would be home by midnight promise Well the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy At around 2:30 am drunk as a skunk I went home Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock started and cuckooed 3 times Quickly I realized she d probably wake up so I cuckooed another 9 times I was really proud of myself having the quick wittedness - even when smashed - to escape a possible conflict Next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her 12 o clock She didn t seem disturbed at all Whew Got away with that one She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock When I asked her why she said Well it cuckooed 3 times said dang it cuckooed another 4 times farted cuckooed another 3 times cleared its throat and cuckooed twice and giggled