Shayari Bazar

One night a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner: Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: Definitely not Wife: Why not - don t you like being married? Husband: Of course I do Wife: Then why wouldn t you remarry? Husband: Okay I d get married again Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Husband: (makes audible groan) Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Husband: Where else would we sleep? Wife: Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her? Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs? Husband: She can t use them; she s left-handed Wife: - - - silence - - - Husband: shit shit shit