Shayari Bazar

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down I was looking for my keys They were not in my pockets A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car Frantically I headed for the parking lot My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them Her theory is that the car will be stolen As I burst through the door I came to a terrifying conclusion - Her theory was right The parking lot was empty so I immediately called the police I gave them my location confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen Then I made the most difficult call of all Honey I stammered; I always call her honey in times like these I left my keys in the car and it has been stolen There was a period of silence I thought the call had been dropped but then I heard her voice Idiot she barked I dropped you off Now it was my time to be silent Embarrassed I said Well come and get me She retorted I will as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your ca