Shayari Bazar

The Fifa World Cup is close by Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty 1 The remote control belongs to me for the whole month 2 Tell all your friends not to givev birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won t go 3 No talking during the game wait for half-time or end of the game 4 Repeats highlights are as good as the main match so am gonna watch them too 5 We can watch STAR PLUS provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil 6 You don t just pass infront of the TV if am watching soccer you better crawl on the floor 7 Make sure you don t ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? 8 No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer 9 There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo s looks Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC 10 If you miss the line up please dont ask Who s that guy? 11 Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related India and Pakistan did not qualify so please no stupid questions Thank you