Shayari Bazar

There were three friends that always wanted to play golf every Saturday afternoon but couldn`t because of their wives objections So one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee when one guy said I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today The second said That`s nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car to get out here today The third said Boy you guys are a couple of wimps; I didn`t have to buy my wife anything They both looked at him and asked how he managed that The smartest of the three said It was easy when I got up this morning I looked her straight in the eye and asked Golf course or Intercourse? She threw me a sweater and said Take this it might get chilly out there