Shayari Bazar

When a man died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper but added that he died of gonorrhea No sooner were the papers delivered than a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly You know very well that he died of diarrhea not gonorrhea Replied the widow I nursed him night and day so of course I knew he died of diarrhea But I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was