Shayari Bazar

You ask your wife something and she says Wahan Rakha Hai This Wahan can be either: 1 On the table 2 Or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen 3 Or Antarctica When wife say Woh Laa Do It can be: 1 Her Lipstick 2 Or milk from market 3 Or An AK 56 When wife says Yeh Kya Hai ?? It can be: 1 Your Pyjamas on the floor 2 Or beer 6-pack in fridge 3 Or a Drone flying over Afghanistan When wife says Tumhe Kabhi Kuch Samajh Nahi Aata It can be about: 1 A new mushy WhatsApp message 2 Or Einstein s Theory of Relativity 3 Or her latest spending spree in Mall When wife says Ab Bohut Ho Gaya It can be : 1 The mascara she is putting 2 Or the amount of Anthrax that needs to be put in a Biological Weapon 3 Or the latest spat she had with your mother And when wife says Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon? It s GAME OVER It doesn t have any meaning except confirmed annihilation It just puts you in a fix which Arjun had faced just before the War started in Mahabharata as to whether you should follow Dharma or Karma