A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital and was embarrassed about it One of the Doctors in an effort to console her said Don t feel bad Why only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital With that the new mother burst out crying I know she said That was me too
A young lady came home from a date rather sad She told her mother Jeff proposed to me an hour ago Then why are you so sad? her mother asked Because he also told me he was an atheist Mom he doesn`t even believe there`s a hell Her mother replied Marry him anyway Between the two of us we`ll show him how wrong he is
A young lady came home very sad from a date She told her mother Anthony proposed to me an hour ago Then why are you so sad? her mother asked Because he also told me he is an atheist Mom he doesn t even believe there s a Hell Her mother replied Marry him anyway Between the two of us we ll show him how wrong he is
A young lady came home from a date rather sad She told her mother Jeff proposed to me an hour ago Then why are you so sad? her mother asked Because he also told me he was an atheist Mom he doesn t even believe there s a hell Her mother replied Marry him anyway Between the two of us we ll show him how wrong he is
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up When his wife sees him she asks What happened to you? I got into a fight with the apartment manager Whatever for? He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one The woman replied I bet it s that snooty Mrs Smith on the third floo
Two women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery The first woman says I need to be honest with you I m getting a boob job The second woman says Oh that s nothing I m thinking of having my asshole bleached To which the first replies Whoa I just can t picture your husband as a blonde
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a m and is asked where he is going at this time of night The man replies I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body The officer then asks Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night? The man replies That would be my wife
When her late husband s will was read a widow learnt he had left the bulk of his fortune to another woman Enraged she rushed to change the inscription on her spouse s tombstone Sorry lady said the stone cutter I inscribed Rest in Peace on your orders I can t change it now Very well she said grimly Just add Until We Meet Again
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office Why? Hubby: When there is a problem no matter how impossible I look at your picture and the problem disappears Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes I see your picture and say to myself What other problem can there be greater than this one ?
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there A farmer replied Banta s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died Well replied the man she must have had a lot of friends Nope said the farmer we all just want to buy his mule
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up Oh well never need that My wife and I have a great relationship the husband explained She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts He continued She communicates well and I act like Im listening
Old farmer Michael was dying The family was standing around his bed With a low voice he sad to his wife Susan when I m dead and gone I want you to marry farmer Joe Oh no I couldn t marry anyone after you Maude replies But I want you to Susan But why? Susan asks Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade
A married couple had just crawled into bed on night when the phone started to ring The man got up to answer it How the hell should I know that s a thousand miles away he exclaimed before slamming down the receiver Who was that? asked a puzzled wife I don t have any idea said the husband Some guy wanted to know if the coast is clea
A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line What can I do for you sir the special agent asked I ve been getting threatening letter in the mail the guy said That s against the law isn t it? It certainly is the Government man said Do you know who s been writing them? Yeah the guy said My girlfriend s husband
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office Why? Husband: When there is a problem no matter how impossible I look at your picture and the problem disappears Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes I see your picture and say to myself What other problem can there be greater than this one?
