Shayari Bazar

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening A guy from the front replied Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road He is refusing to move from there But why? He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn`t contribute with money to help him pay the fine So how much has been collected so far? Six litres