Shayari Bazar

Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turn up at the mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces The medical examiner calls the police to show them what has happened A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body He was a BJP leader 65 years of age died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress Hence the enormous smile Inspector says the medical examiner The Detective Inspector is taken to the second dead man He was a minister from ruling Congress party was 70 made a pile from government funds and spent it all on whiskey Died of alcohol poisoning hence the smile Nothing unusual here thinks the Inspector and asks to be shown the last body Ah says the medical examiner This is the most unusual one MP from Bihar 60 struck by lightning Why is he smiling then?` inquires the Inspector To which the medical officer replies He thought he was having his picture taken