Shayari Bazar

Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho? Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo Santa: Oyee Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ?? Pappu: Papa Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ? Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai??? Dukandar: Haan Hai Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun? Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi Hum Kuc Baate Karein? Daadi: Theek Hai Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap Mom Dad Main aur Behen Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge Daadi: Kaminne Kutte Haramkhor Soja Chup Chaap