Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar Teacher: Pappu you are wrong you need to focus more on your studies Pappu: Please madam can I ask you a few questions Teacher: Yes go ahead Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ? Teacher: No Pappu: Do you know Preeto ? Teacher: No Pappu: Do you know Banto? Teacher: (Angry) Hell no Who are all these people and why do you ask ? Pappu: Teacher you need to Focus more on your husband
One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu? Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon Professor: Wow What a choice So you want her to be Cool Calm like the moon? Pappu: No no Professor: Oh so you want her to be Round and white? Pappu: No no Professor: Oh so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon? Pappu: No no I want her to be Exactly like The MOON Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning Professor fainted
दुर्घटना तो तब हुई जब एक आदमी ने गुटका खाकर सड़क पर थूका
उसे याद ही नहीं था कि उसने हेलमेट पहना है
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits and another 2 how many will you have? Pappu: Seven Sir Teacher: No listen carefully If I gave you 2 rabbits and another 2rabbits and another 2 how many will you have? Pappu: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently If I gave you 2 apples and another apples and another 2 how many will you have? Pappu: Six Teacher: Good Now if I gave you 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits and another 2 how many will you have? Pappu: Seven Teacher: Where do you get seven from? Pappu: Because I ve already got one at home
Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed The wise and experienced man of the world Bunty said Well send her roses and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal Pappu liked the idea so he followed Bunty s advice and invited the woman Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go Pappu cried It was a complete flop Bunty asked Why? Didn t the girl come to your house? Pappu replied She came but she refused to cook and left angrily
Pappu rings a call centre and complaining about his Internet Pappu: My internet is not working properly Officer: Ok Double click on My computer Pappu: I can t see your computer Officer: No no click on My computer on your computer Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer? Officer: Listen There is an icon labelled My Computer on your computer Ok double click on it Pappu: What the hell what is your computer doing on my computer ? Officer: Double click on your computer Pappu: On which Icon I ve to click Officer: My Computer Pappu: Oh you fool Tell me where is your office I ll come there and click on your Computer ?
मास्टर - इस दुनिया का सबसे हिम्मत आला आदमी कोण है
पप्पू - जिस आदमी कै दस्त लाग रे हों आर फेर बी पादण का रिस्क ले ले है
अध्यापक लड़के से नालायक
क्लास में दिनभर लड़कियों के साथ इतनी बातें क्यों करते हो
लड़का सर मैं गरीब हूं मेरे मोबाइल में व्हाटसप नहीं हैं
पप्पू बस स्टेण्ड पर खड़ा था वहां से एक लड़की गुजरी पप्पू ने उसे आंख मारी
लड़की- मैं ऐसी-वैसी लड़की नहीं हूँ
पप्पू- तो क्या हुआ Check करना तो हमारा फर्ज़ हैं
Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho? Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo Santa: Oyee Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ?? Pappu: Papa Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ? Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai??? Dukandar: Haan Hai Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun? Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi Hum Kuc Baate Karein? Daadi: Theek Hai Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap Mom Dad Main aur Behen Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge Daadi: Kaminne Kutte Haramkhor Soja Chup Chaap
Pappu failed in the final Law Exam decided to make a deal with the Professor Pappu: Sir Can I ask you one question? Professor: Yes Pappu: If you can answer this question I will accept my final marks if you cant you will have to give me an A grading Professor agreed Pappu asked: What is legal but not logical logical but not legal neither legal nor logical? Even after some long and hard consideration the professor cannot give The student an answer and therefore changes his exam mark into an A as agreed The following day Professor asked same question to his students He was shocked when all of them raised their hands He asked one student He answered: Sir you are 65 married to a 28 yrs old woman this is legal but not logical Your wife is having an affair with a 23 year old boy this is logical but not legal Your wife s boyfriend has failed in his exam yet you have given him an A this is neither logical nor legal
टीचर : बताओ "आई लव यू" शब्द का आविष्कार किस देश में हुआ?
स्टूडेंट : चाइना में
टीचर : वो कैसे ?
स्टूडेंट : इसमें सारे चाइनीज़ गुण हैं
न कोई गारंटी, ना कोई वारंटी चले तो चाँद तक, न चले तो शाम तक
=RPS
पप्पू की आमिर गर्लफ्रेंड उससे बोली - अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम क्या करोगे
पप्पू - मैं भी मर जाऊंगा
गर्लफ्रेंड - पर क्यों क्या तुम मुझसे इतना प्यार करते हो
पप्पू - प्यार-व्यार कुछ नहीं तेरे चक्कर में उधारी बहुत हो गयी चुकाऊंगा कहाँ से
बैंक वालों ने पप्पू को फोन किया।
बैंक वाला (पप्पू से) : आप 6000 रुपये महीना भरते रहो रिटायरमेंट के वक्त आपको 1 करोड़ रुपये मिलेंगे
पप्पू : प्लान को उल्टा कर दो आप मुझे अभी 1 करोड़ रुपये दे दो
फिर हर महीने 6000 रुपये लेते रहना मेरे मरने तक
यह सुनते ही बैंक वालों ने फोन काट दिया
